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ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ
ﺍﻧﻘﺪﺭﺑﯽ ﭘﻮﻟﯽ ﺑﻬﺶ ﻓﺸﺎﺭﺁﻭﺭﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻮ Gta ﻣﺴﺎﻓﺮﮐﺸﯽ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩﻩ
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ﺳﺮ ﭼﻬﺎﺭ ﺭﺍﻩ ﯾﻪ ﻭﺍﻧﺖ ﺍﺯ ﭼﺮﻍ ﻗﺮﻣﺰ ﺭﺩ ﺷﺪ، ﭘﻠﯿﺲ ﺗﻮ ﺑﻠﻨﺪﮔﻮ
ﮔﻔﺖ :ﻭﺍﻧﺖ ﮐﺠﺎ ﻣﯽ ﺭﯼ؟ ﻭﺍﻧﺘﯿﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﮔﻮﺵ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﻣﯽ ﺭﻡ
ﺧﻮﻧﻪ! ﺍﯾﻨﺠﻮﺭ ﻣﻠﺘﯽ ﻫﺴﺘﯿﻢ ﺧﻼﺻﻪ
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ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﺩﺍﻧﺸﺠﻮﯼ ﺗﺮﻡ ﺍﻭﻟﯽ ﺭﻭﺯ ﺍﻭﻝ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺣﺮﺍﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﻧﺸﮕﺎﻩ
ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺁﻗﺎ ﺯﻧﮕﻮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺯﻧﯿﻦ؟؟!
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